Things to do this weekend…
Things to do this weekend…
1) Sleep Late
2) Take a Nap
3) Take another Nap
4) Go to bed
Things to do this weekend…
1) Sleep Late
2) Take a Nap
3) Take another Nap
4) Go to bed
You ever wonder why Congress can “pledge to make major reforms” in different departments of the government but they can’t reform themselves? I mean, c’mon, if I could own Microsoft or be a Congressman I’d be a Congressman. Have you ever watched CSPAN?
Owning Microsoft you’d eventually HAVE to do work. Most of the time our congressional Delegates don’t even show up to vote or listen to the debate on the floor. They have more vacation days and take more junkets, and holidays than any other person in the world. Wouldn’t you love a job where you had the ability to give yourself a raise?I think we should take everyone in the US’s annual income and average it and that is how much a congressman should get paid.
I suppose if you cut their salary though no politician would want the job and you’d get honest people in there. Then where would we be?
I’m not bitter. I just don’t think Congress should be throwing stones. NASA just happened to be where the buck stopped. I mean, think about it. WHO tells NASA how much they can spend? WHO tells NASA which policies they have to enact? Which contractors they have to hire?
Jeez! Have I really not written anything over here since the 21st? It seems almost ludicrous since I did so much this weekend. (That’s sarcasm for all of you that didn’t catch it..)
The days are just flying by. It totally seems like yesterday was Wednesday (for you in Australia it seems like it was Thursday).
It must be totally weird living in Australia what with being a day ahead and all. Does that mean you get to work a day early? Do you work Sunday to Thursday?
You ever wonder why it is you have creative streaks at 3 am? Well, you probably don’t, but seeing as how I’m in the middle of one, I’m up blogging.
My wife jumped out of bed and moved the kid back to his crib after a short “Hey I’m lonely in here can I come snuggle with you for a bit” stint in our bed and complained of bug bites. After of few minutes of hypochondria induced scratching we stripped the sheets and blankets from our bed and tossed them into the washer.
After laying there for a few minutes….*tick tock tick tock*…I started having wild visions so I thought I’d better get up and jot them down in my sketch book. If I fell asleep I might never remember them and some of them are pretty good ideas.
Amazing how what I can’t accomplish in 8 hours of work I can accomplish in 30 minutes in the middle of the night. Only furthers my point I should work from 2-2:30am and get paid for 8 hours. It’s either that or work needs to let me sleep all day and run around in my underwear. Somehow I don’t think they’d be too keen on that idea. The mental imagery is scary enough.
In California the personalized license plate craze is still alive and well. With a whole slew of characters and graphics available it’s easy to be creative. Here’s a list of funny personalized license plate ideas:
ornathologist……………boobies
Anna Nicole Smith…..boobies
Ben Affleck……………….gotJLo?
Gray Davis……………….gotUr$$
Steve Jobs……………….ILUV (apple symbol from kids plates)
Bill Gates…………………(apple symbol from kids plates)SUX
George W. Bush………GotBUSH?
In an email from a friend: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!” The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?” One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!’” The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
After being down for one week I finally got one of my domains moved from one host to the next. That’s good. Saves me over 50% on hosting and I like my new host a lot. They also don’t lock down their server so much that I can’t do or access anything, a problem with my former host.
Hey, it’s the changing times right? (Bad sports analogy, but are there any good ones?) You’re not going to send a 1930’s football team up against the current Oakland Raider lineup.
Awright maggots listen up (Damn that R. Lee Ermey and Mail Call)! It’s virus time again and you need your protection. No, not prophylactics, your head!
If you get an email with one of the following subject lines don’t open it.:
Re: That movie
Re: Wicked screensaver
Re: Your application
Re: Approved
Re: Re: My details
Re: Details
Your details
Thank you!
These may come from a person or a business you know. If it is from someone you know and it might be real look for the following in the body of the email:
Please see the attached file for details. (or)
See the attached file for details
If you get such an email it’s carrying the W32/Sobig-F worm. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT OPEN IT’S ATTACHMENT. That is all.
We’re experiencing drain troubles. I blame my wife. She has a lot of hair (the only one in the house that does besides the dogs) and it tends to clog the drains atleast 2 times a year. But I don’t mind. One of the things that attracted me to my wife was her hair. You see, I’d seen pictures of my brothers so I knew I was destined to go bald. With how thick her hair is I figured that I’d be able to get a nice hair weave out of the deal. Unfortunately if the drains are clogging it means I missed harvest time.
I’m gonna get beat for this one.
Theme change coming down the pipe. You’ll know it when you see it. Wait for it…wait for it…wait….