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A Michigan man was arrested for receiving “sexual favors” from a car wash vacuum.

The Modesto Bee | Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex: “The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.”

Evidently it was the difference between $20 for a blow job and $1.25 for 3 minutes. Hey the guy was just being frugal. These are tough times you know.

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Here’s a photo I grabbed with my iPhone of the ubertragic catastrophic network failure that’s waiting to happen under my desk at at work. I’ve already kicked the swich once and lost connectivity.

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Every so often Mother Nature decides to remind us that, even though we’re a 30 something, we’re not immune to pimples.

It’s really not that bad if you’re a woman. There’s concealer, powders, blush, cover-up and any number of things being sold on the TV by Sarah Michelle Gellar to cover that unsightly blemish.

If you’re a guy, however, it’s not a pretty picture. Not only do we not wear makeup (normally) but we also like to drag those little bits of metal with really macho names like “Mach 3″ and “Sensor” across our face. When that happens it’s a recipe for disaster.

You see, pimples are landmines to razors. Once you’ve hit one, there’s a lot of screaming and blood.

That ends my dissertation on this subject. I’ll be back after I get a new tournquet for this pimple.

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Hey look! One war wasn’t enough for Bush. Let’s try to piss off Cuba (who was becoming much more US friendly in recent months) and Sudan while we’re at it. As if being at war in Iraq and Afghanistan and pushing North Korea’s buttons isn’t enough?

Are you getting your intelligence from the same source I wonder?

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Before removing dust and scratches in Photoshop clean monitor. It helps. DOH!

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